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===#1===
The million dollar question:
Is the owner of this car male or female?
(The answer to the follow up question: 1-864-676-0383.)
===#2===
A 74 year old lady owned this plate. Really. See?
The story:
She and her husband owned the "Northwood Tree Farm", a Christmas tree farm in Ohio. The state smacked her down for her obscene plate. Hah!
The lady's reaction is classic:
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- "Apparently, the young people use it on the computer."
Rock on, grandma.
===#3=== The guy at the DMV must have been scratching his head trying to pronounce this one (unless he was one of those "young people who use it on the computer"). Wikipedia
to the rescue:
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- Given the recent development of the word, and its primary use in written form only, there is no single accepted pronunciation of pwn; as there are no vowels, arguments about the "correct" pronunciation occur with relative frequency. Pronunciation is usually determined by personal preference and the context of the game being played. Common variations include the following: [oʊn] ("own", in reference to the original misspelling — the most common pronunciation), [poʊn] (as in "corn pone" — also a common pronunciation), [pun] (as in "harpoon"), [pəʔˈoʊn] ("puh-own"), [piˈoʊn] ("pee-own"), [pən] ("puhn"), [pwin] ("pween"), [pɔːn] ("pawn") or [paʊn] (to rhyme with gown). It can also be pronounced phonetically, as [pwəʔˈn̩] (pwuhn).
What nerd wrote that?
===#4===
There are so many things wrong this actually asking for this plate, I'm not even sure where to begin. But maybe the owner should stop driving to McDonalds and start walking to Subway instead.
Hey, it worked for Jared. He used to be a fat girl, too.
Wait, he's not a girl?
Oh.
===#5=== Dick and Jane Go On a First Date
- Scene: Jane and Dick go out on first date
Jane: Wow, Dick, you have a great car.
Dick: Thanks, Jane! I saved long and hard for it.
Jane: That's swell.
- Jane sees Dick's vanity plate
Jane: What's goatse?
Dick: Long story. But I got five grand for that photo shoot.
Jane: Wow, you're a model, too?
===#6=== Creative.
Angsty.
I like it.
But what's it say about your dear alma mater?
===#7===
If you've just gotten hit by this car...
and you're stuck under the tires...
at least you can look up and read the license plate.
It applies.
Sorry.
===#8=== We work in Manhattan, home of the yellow cab ride from hell -- and of $80 fines if you honk unnecessarily. While we've never actually seen anyone get fined for that, we think such penalties are justly deserved.
Until then:
We fully endorse this plate.
===#9=== Assumedly, this is the plate of that lady who needs to get one of those $80 fines. Now.
And yesterday.
And the day before that.
Yeah, you know that lady.
What a bitch.
===#10=== If you've gotten this far, you've thankfully not hit these two keys yet.
For that, we thank you.
Greatly.